User:James Kessler

James Kessler: The Legend

Born on November 27, 2001, everyone knew James was gonna be awesome from the start. He came out with a top hat and a cane singing "Hello! Ma Baby" like that frog from Looney Toones but better. By age 10 he was a world master at Tae-Kwon-Do and snowboarded down black diamonds blindfolded. Just two years later he hit the walk off grand slam in the Little League World Series. He continues to play baseball to this day in the MLB and is also the captain of the US Olympic wrestling team. James also plays soccer on the side, starting at goaley for FC Barcelona. James enjoys making people laugh and playing sports. If you think he sounds like a cool guy, follow him on the gram at "jaames.k," but you will be sorry because Shannon is better than him at goalie and catcher.