User:James W. Hutchinson



James William Hutchinson born July 23, 1981, is an American Scaffold Builder, bowler, father, and aspiring writer. Hutchinson is known for his charisma, talent, impeccable style, strong work ethic, advanced fathering skills, and ability to charm women af all typs, both attractive and otherwise, without trying (see animal magnetism ). He is known anecdotally throughout America-and possibly soon throughout Canada- for being the most talented scaffold builder of his generation, possibly ever. Hutchinson currently resides with his wife Crystal, child Micheal, and devoted follower Kevin Hendricks.

Early life and childhood
Very few comprehensive summaries of Hutchinson's history exist, due to the widely varied and diverse scope of his pursuits and skills. Hutchinson was born in Hammond, Louisiana, to parents Leslie Reno and Bonnie Fay Hutchinson. He was a precocious child, beginning his long relationship with writing at an early age. He was beloved by almost all of his teachers in school, and participated in many activities throughout his career in the Springfield, LA school system. He participated in many clubs and activities, and was one of few football players who also had a sincere love of writing and intellectual pursuits. After a rocky social start, he eventually became one of the most popular people at his high school, crossing diverse social lines to befriend members of many different cliques. He graduated with honors in 1999. He began dating his current wife, Crystal Boatenreiter Hutchinson, on his last day of attendeance at high school, April 27, 1999. True to form, he asked her to be his girlfriend via a long and complex note in which he employed a little used writing style involving the first word of each sentence being the same as the last word of the former one.

College
Hutchinson attended Southeastern Louisiana University, where he simultaneously participated fully in the Sigma Tau Gamma Fraternity, while still maintaining close friendships an social ties with his closest friends from high school, including his sidekick, Daniel Casey.

Hutchinson left college to join family members in what turned out to be one of his great calling in life: becoming a scaffold builder.

Scaffolding
As in many other areas, Hutchinson exhibited an immediate talent for scaffolding, soon excelling all peers in his field. It is for this, among other things, that he is known to be a God among men. However, he did choose to pursue other opportunities shortly after his marriage.

Marriage
Hutchinson was married on April 18, 2002, to his High School sweetheart (mentioned above), after she became pregnant with his first and only child, to date. However, all counts indicate that this was not a shotgun wedding, as the two planned to be married as soon as she reached the age of majority, 3 months later. It is an inspiring testament to his supreme work ethic that, after one night of honeymooning, Hutchinson arrived at work on time the next day. It is a testament to his undying devotion as a husband, however, that the following week he whisked his wife away to spend the weekend at the trade winds resort in Florida, driving all night while allowing her to sleep, although their budget was limited.

Regrouping for baby/career change
Hutchinson's wife received a modest trust fund upon her eighteenth birthday, which allowed the couple to have the financial freedom to prepare for their impending parenthood; It is the mark of a great man that he put his family first, and Hutchinson quit his current job to allow the couple to search for the perfect mobile home and begin preparations for child rearing.

Birth of Child/Complications
The birth of their child came at an unanticipated time: Micheal Bryant Hutchinson was born on via Cesarean Section August 19, 2002, at only 24 weeks gestation (the altered spelling of his name was unintentional; Mrs. Hutchinson was suffering from confusion due to the pain medication she was on, and J. Hutchinson had been up for several nights bringing his wife cups of ice to suck on). This made him a Micro preemie, and cause a grade IV Intra ventricular hemorrhage in his brain, causing mild brain damage. Micheal suffers from mild cerebral palsy as a result.

Resuming a career
After the birth of his child, Hutchinson accepted a job at Lamar Industries as a billboard technician, a position which kept him closer to home and family. As with scaffolding, he quickly accelerated and rose to the top of his profession. The salary, however, soon became to little for the new family, and Hutchinson went back to his true calling: Scaffolding, which he still practices and is still considered to be the reigning world champion. He currently is employed by Turner Industries at Georgia Gulf Chemical Plant in Plaquemine, LA

Outside interests
Hutchinson has always participated in a variety of interests, at all of which he excels all others.

Writing
Hutchinson has long been an aspiring writer, and is currently working on a number of novels and screenplays, all of which are top secret at this time. One thing is for certain: when they are finally complete and unveiled, they will take the writing world by storm and rock its foundations.

Bowling
One of Hutchinson's most recent undertakings is the art of bowling. He participates in the Friday Night Bowling League at Tangi Lanes in Hammond, La. Hutchinson is quickly rising to the top of the bowling worlds, and is a future force to be reckoned with.

Music
Hutchinson enjoys an uncannily diverse taste in music. He enjoys listening to such diverse bands as The Killers, Deathcab for Cutie, Type 0 Negative (although this is a greater interest to his sidekick), and especially enjoys many types of classical and contemporary country music and rap.

March Of Times
Hutchinson, always a devoted father, unselfishly participates in the March Of Dimes Each year, in Which Micheal has been an Ambassador since birth.

Other interests
Hutchinson is a connoisseur of coffees and Beers, and enjoys them on regular occasion. His favorite coffee shop is PJ's which is locally owned in his area, as well as books-a-million, where he regularly peruses books over a cup of coffee. His Favorite beer, carefully selected after many taste tests is Bud Light, although he enjoys Bud Select when he is planning his diet, as he is a fine specimen of fitness and masculine bodily upkeep. Hutchinson is known for his impeccable style; he is a perfect example of a man who always presents himself stylishly and with perfect hair in a completely masculine, manly way.

Sidekick
Hutchinson's Sidekick, Daniel Casey, can be found at his side almost any night of the week. He is a true protege, loyal and committed to Hutchinson and unwavering in his friendhip. Although he aspires to be the next James Hutchinson, he knows that there can never be another so venerated and adored for his perfection.