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Sarp Yanki Kalfa (born "Julie" Yanki Kalfa) is an internationally renowned stage hypnotist and microeconomist. He is perhaps best known for his contribution to the theory of 'Lahmacun-driven Growth' and enjoyed a brief musical career under the stage name 'MC Ataturk'. MC Ataturk reached number one on the US pop chart with the hit single 'it's a panel data romance'.

Born in Istanbul, he currently resides with his cats in Wisconsin.

Sarp recently became the subject of controversy when he converted his basement into 'Harvard II' and began to charge international students large sums of money for tuition in the dark arts.