User:Jamesrobinson

James Robinson (Polo)

Background

James Edward George Robinson is a pupil at Borden Grammar School in Sittingbourne with a remarkable likeness to the character Daffyd Thomas in the well known television series Little Britain. His other well known nicknames include:

'Polo' - Due to the fact that he plays this 'sport' and enjoys riding horses (and will often spend his Saturdays at his local stables 'shit- shovelling'), or also due to the myth that he has a large hole through the centre of his body - your choice)

'Meat/Veg spinner' - Due to his claims that he once visited a rather infamous website involving spinning meat, which later changed to the claim he only visited the site for the music (a rather catchy Pete Burns number), then the modern version "I didn't go on it at all"; the Vegspinner variation of this nickname comes from the fact he one day announced he was in fact a vegetarian).

'Shahid' - This is a direct refernce to the Pakistani cricketer Shahid Afridi who famously 'bent the rules' during a recent cricket match against England in Pakistan.

'Blondie' - This nickname carries an obvious link to the hair colour of Mr Robinson and the usual associations that accompany it.

Love Interests

James currently has a main love interest whom he has been targetting for a fair while now, and the only clue I shall give you as to the identity of this person is that he shall be accompanying them to an upcoming disco themed event, and though he claims otherwise, his desires are for a relationship to develop - he has had his eye on this person for a long while I assure you, and is too afraid to publicise this (only a privileged few know) so I feel it is my duty to alert all those who wish to know. The truth must come out I'm afraid.