User:James~enwiki

Hi! I'm James. Glad to meet you.

No, no. You sit. I'll pour.

What? Oh no, it's nothing. Just adds flavor.

I said it just adds flavor.

Just drink it. It'll get cold. You don't want cold tea, do you?

I don't want any in my cup.

Are you going to drink?

No? I'm positively offended. Don't you like my tea? I made it just for you.

Look, it's really nothing. Just some flavor. I thought you might like it, since the tea was a little stale.

Fine, you win. I'll put some in my cup.

That was so the same bottle.

It was always blue. What you think I'm trying to do to you?

Fine. Leave. See if I care.

[silence]     weird