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Superstitions of America ·	Friday the thirteenth is an unlucky day ·	A rabbit's foot brings good luck ·	An apple a day keeps the doctor away ·	If you slug a China man in the chest, he will vomit rice ·	To find a four-leaf clover is to find a dead clown in your minivan ·	If you walk under a ladder, you will have bad luck ·	If a black cat crosses your path you will have an enema ·	To break a mirror will bring you seven years bad luck ·	If you spill orange juice on a clown, you will die drowning in urine ·	To open an umbrella in the house is to bring bad luck ·	To find a horseshoe brings good luck ·	In Alpharetta, GA, if you look seductively at a squirrel on the third Tuesday of the month, your eyes will be scratched out by the next morning. ·	Step on a crack, break your mother's back ·	You can break a bad luck spell by turning seven times in a clockwise circle ·	Garlic protects from evil spirits and mulattos ·	Our fate is written in the stars ·	Black clouds in morning, a squirrel a moaning ·	At the end of a rainbow is a pot of gold ·	Clothes worn inside out will bring good luck ·	A dog barks three, you will go pee (in your pants) ·	Wearing your birthstone will bring you good luck ·	If you blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake with the first breath you will get whatever you wish for ·	However wins the New Hampshire primary, will be the candidate. ·	In Dearborn, Michigan, if you keep wearing a broken watch, you will be brutally raped at gun point. ·	To have a wish come true using a wishbone, two people make a wish, then take hold of each end of the bone and pull it until it separates. The person with the longer end gets his or her wish ·	An itchy palm means you have been masturbating ·	A beginner will always have good luck: beginner's luck ·	A cat has nine lives ·	Chinese bleed soy sauce ·	Eating fish makes you smart ·	Toads cause warts ·	In Cleveland, Ohio, if you walk under ladder, your wife will leave you for a Hispanic 14 year old. ·	A cricket in the house brings good luck ·	Crossing your fingers helps to avoid bad luck and helps a wish come true ·	It is bad luck to sing at the table ·	If you’re a black women, you are lazy ·	It is bad luck to sleep on a table ·	In Tinley Park, Illinois, if you pour gasoline on your neighbors lawn, and they are smokers, there will be a terrible fire. ·	After receiving a container of food, the container should never be returned empty ·	A lock of hair from a baby's first haircut should be kept for good luck ·	If you eat your baby’s hand, you will live a long happy life ·	A gorilla that comes in your window brings bad luck ·	To refuse a kiss under mistletoe causes bad luck ·	If an egg hatches in your fridge, a bestial necrophiliac will enter your home ·	Goldfish in the pond bring good luck ·	Goldfish in the house bring bad luck ·	Watching your clown masturbating brings good luck ·	For good luck, wear a dead clown’s clothes on Easter ·	An acorn at the window can bring an autistic clown into your home ·	If the bottom of your feet itch, you will make a trip ·	When a gay man howls, death is near ·	It is bad luck to chase someone with a broom ·	A sailor wearing an earring cannot drown ·	To find a penny heads up, brings good luck ·	To cure a sty, rub it with a gold wedding band ·	Chinese can talk at midnight on Christmas Eve ·	A drowned woman floats face up, a drowned man floats face down ·	A person cannot drown before going under three times ·	To drop a fork means a woman will visit ·	Italians prefer to walk backwards ·	To drop a knife means a man will visit ·	If you make love to a Sioux, you will yell yippee de doo ·	To drop a spoon means a child will turn negro ·	To drop a dishcloth means bad luck is coming ·	If you shiver, someone is casting a shadow on your grave ·	To make a happy marriage, the bride must wear: something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue ·	The wedding veil protects the bride from the evil eye ·	Washing a car will bring rain ·	You must get out of bed on the same side you got in on or you will have bad luck