User:Jamie LaDawn/sandbox

=A Fairly Average Story=

The night was blue, and it was dark. and cold.

The maiden awaited her hero.
Far far away, in the land of oz A maiden awaited her hero. I'll give it one last try, or two...or three.. She stared blankly at the water.

It was bleak
It seemed all hope in internet dating was lost.

but somewhere in the distance
A glimmer of hope, a sparkle of dingy yellow paint and bald tires. -

A Knight in shining pickup truck

 * He rode up to her in his buick. "Oh, joy"! He exclaimed. "I've been searching the yellow pagesfor you all morning!

"My Salvation! Said the woman. And they drove off into the sunset. It was a fairly average story.