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Ryan Lakey. (R-yan La -key)

Ryan was born in 1934 in Plymouth, Southwest England. As a young duck making his way in life he quickly built up a rapport with local tradesmen via numerous jobs that he held in the early part of his life.

Ryan did not have a normal up brining, for one he was a duck. But this did not deter the adequately formed male. He cut his teeth at UWE's centre of decorating of excellence. He excelled in his new environment and gain much respect from his peers for his handy work with an cordless drill and an inexhaustible amount of paint brushes.

Ryan’s first project was to be christened in Plymouth, when he and his current partner Kamila undertook a renovation of a former abode. Ryan’s first thoughts at this project were along the lines of, 'No way man, this is crazy. No one could ever do this up to a high standard, let alone a real high standard!'

Through many months of blood, sweat and man tears Ryan finally formed his pad into what has been dubbed, the house done up to the 'Highest Standard' in Plymouth in 2010.

Ryan currently has plans to attempt to eclipse his own real high standards, although critics claim that this in its own right is improbable and impossible.