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== Johnny ==Italic text can be defined as "The John-a-Tron" or "one who likes Sheila". They are nocturnal creatures with variable sleeping habits. Although they seem intellectual, they are very unorthodox. They live in the inhabitable parts of basements in North Eastern Canada. They have been thought to have originated from the species of "Beastrons".Johnnys are also related to David Suzuki and Stompin' Tom. You can distinguish a Johnny by their sweaty shirts, their consistant smiling and by the boxes behind one of their ears. They may refer to themselves as "sexy", yet others disagree. Another attirbute of a Johnny is to run a joke into the ground, (see "ram" or "skeletor). Their diets sometimes include dog food, chineese rib grease, pineapple skins, grapefruit and creatine. A Johnny should never be given excess amounts of liquor but most of all Absinthe, as they may become violent and emotional. Karate Kicking or as they say "round house kicking" is a favorite past time along with dancing 90's style and being the nomad of making out.