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Crystal Lightning is a punk and metal band from Hamilton, Canada. Their incredibly short career produced only one single and the band only performed one concert. Their name is taken from a Flash animation by ThreeBrain.

Formation
Crystal Lightning was born of two core members, Christina and Gravvy. Christina was Gravvy's babysitter and the two had been casually playing as a duet since 2005. Triment and Urn became friends with Gravvy in middle school. Their mutual love of Limp Bizkit led to the decision of forming a band of their own.

The Concert
Their only concert took place behind a Walmart near Mohawk College. The show started with their only song, which they stopped playing partway through to perform stage tricks. Triment poured paint onto an overhead projector, then drew penises in the paint by blowing air through a straw. Urn smashed two cream pies on his exposed butt cheeks and proceeded to flatulate into the microphone. Christina rubbed brightly coloured spices, like saffron and paprika, on her vulva. Gravvy dipped his erect penis into a gravy boat and chased away the fans. With no one left to play for, Crystal Lightning packed up their gear and went home.

Breakup
Crystal Lightning broke up shortly after their concert because Triment died suddenly due to a sounding accident. Gravvy has shown no interest in getting back together with the remaining members as he is too busy with his work as a clothing model for Sears.

Single

 * 2008 Sink Sink Butalene (Unreleased)
 * Lyrics
 * Sink, sink, butalene
 * Florescent and glitter
 * Death, death, pubic hair
 * 51 recipes
 * Korean Amnesty
 * Fucking you
 * Perennial sunshine crowning