User:JaredBreedwell/sandbox

Jared Michael Breedwell, most commonly known as JewboyJ.. might possibly be the luckiest person on earth. Contrary to popular beliefs, getting to know jared could result in nausea, vomiting, and irritable bowel syndrome. Jared is 100% not human, people have only speculated what his ancestors were, but jews and leprechauns are the best guesses. If you see Jared walking I suggest staying far away from the reach of his wooden spoon. If you happen to fall prey to his unnerving gaze look away fast because as long as you are looking he will continue to steal your good luck from you. His hobbies include, stealing candy from babies, getting on your nerves, and laughing at peoples failure.