User:Jason682/sandbox

--Jason682 (talk) 14:10, 2 June 2015 (UTC) •‡∞«↔»∞‡• ¤“Hey john I’ve got a paper for you to read.” John was handed he paper the top of the paper read, best jokes of all time and these were the jokes; Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.” And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.” Sign on restaurant window reads: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed  up." Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. And after this jack crumbled up the paper and threw it away. Jason682 (talk) 14:10, 2 June 2015 (UTC)≫≪