User:Jason simon

Gina Marie Simpson was born in a filthy bathtub. She does not have a birth certificate because her mother is so embarrassed by her, she doesn't want anybody to know she even exists. It is rumored that he only has one testical, but he's so manly, many are sure she has 2. she has long hair, which really needs to be cut. But at the same time, it shouldn't be cut because it hides the tragedy that she calls a face. she has no sense of style and no friends. All she has is her hands. She uses them quite frequently to uh, yeah, and to build. she sells the stuff she builds and uses the money to buy herself friends. she thinks that she is better than Jason Simon (pathetic, right?). I can't go on with this, I feel I'm going to blow chunks.