User:Jasonboarder

My names is Jason and I am the second coming of Jesus. I can walk on water and fly. I have 2 brothers named Logan and Kadin. Logan is from Poland and Kadin is a Mexican immigrant. I have a grandpa named Abe Hitler, yes hes adolfs brother put that doesn't make him evil. My grandma is named Ann. She is really old, she knew the guy who invented the telephone. I have 3 cousins. One, is named Legend. He is only 1 year old but he builds weapons of mass destruction for Osama Bin Laden. My other cousin, his name is Sagan. He is 11 years old. He died of a massive stroke in 2001 but he came back from the dead. My other cousin is named Valentine. She is satans daughter. (She is red and has devil horns). I have 2 dogs. One is a bull mastiff, he is 7 months old and his name is chewy. Because of chewy's cocaine addiction, he thinks dog food if for "suckas" and hangs out with his homies down the street half the day. My other dog is named Chloe, She ruled the world until Chewy came and ruined it. So that's me, pretty wierd family huh?