User:JasonlissnerDK

Jason Lissner (June 21st, 1988 Denmark) is a worldfamous Achtung, die Kurve! player.

Biography
As he started at the local highschool he was a man with a fear of bonding. He wasn't fond of getting close to other people which resulted in many people in a matter of time started shutting him out. He tried to win back credit by saying he was the one who discovered the game Achtung, die Kurve!, which were played alot in the recesses. However, he was not the one who discovered the game, therefore he was marked as a liar. As he suffers from obesity caused by lack of exercise, he is often called Big Fat Liar simular to the movie.

He claims to be one of the finest Achtung die Kurve players in the whole world, yet the times he has won can be counted on one hand.

Trivia

 * He hopes one day to become an cartoon animator
 * Has the black belt in Taekwondo, though he has never won one single fight
 * Is named after the Greek mythological hero Jason