User:Jasonmantha

Jason mantha and his friend alexbadgley made this story that made them rich and authors. COOLS vs. NERDS The war of the millennium copy right 2008 Alexander Badgley & Jason Mantha It all began in a city called schoolopolis, in the main library. Jason and Alex were sitting at the back table thinking of a prank to pull on the nerds. While they were thinking of a plan they senesced a nerd near by. It was the leader of the nerds “H.P Stinklestine”, aka Michael Harman. All of a sudden three nerds attacked them from behind; they wanted to know what they were doing at the back table. Two of the three nerds held the boys while the third was rapidly punching them in the gut. Then the nerds through Alex and Jason to the ground. The two of them were in the kneeling position. As they looked up, they saw H.P Stinklestine standing right in front of them. As he passed back and forth he blathered on and on about how the nerds were better then them and that they could beat us at anything. Just then they felt something hard hit them in the back of the head then, everything went black. Two hours later they woke up in a daze and decided that enough was enough. It was time for a war. We decided to send them a letter of war. After that Jason and Alex went out to get all the cool kids they could find to help them fight the nerds, and there were a lot of kids who wanted to fight the nerds for revenge. As they were training them for battle in the gym a letter came, and it read “any time, any were, P.S E=mcsquared”, then they sent a letter saying “west side of the city @ 9 o’clock in two days, P.S your mother sucks rope, P.P.S be there or be square”. During the next two they put the cool kids through an intense training schedule. Three kids didn’t make it, because they were too pleasantly plump like Travis Tercoute. The nerds were training too. Three hours before the battle, while they were handing out the weapons to their troops they hear of a scuffle between two nerds and one of our own, Justin Copper. He fought bravely, but there book guns over powered him. As he came back to the camp Alex and Jason saw that horrible look, the look of a nerd. Justin told them what would happen if you got hit by one of their book guns, just before he blew his brains out all over Jason’s turkey sandwich. So they through the body into a ditch on the side of the road. As they entered the battle they summoned the Stealth Bombers with the best pilot Capt. K.K.K leading our air forces into battle. As they flew over them, they got a radio signal from Capt. K.K.K saying that he could see the nerds. The nerds were coming up through the cafeteria. Jason and Alex had their secret weapons, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Rick James. Then they got radio confirmation that the nerds had Bill Gates and the B.G.S.S (Bill Gates Secret Service). Just then the nerds broke through the cafeteria doors and started to fire at them as both teams ran into battle. The nerds had book guns, ray guns, and swords. The cool kids had M-9s, machine guns, swords, and daggers. As we charged into battle, Mr. Stinklestine came into the battle. Jason and Alex were in the heat of battle with four nerds, taking on two nerds each. After a couple of minutes fighting the same nerds, Jason said “screw it” and pulled out his M-9 putting two bullets in each of their heads. When Alex saw this he did the exact same thing to the nerds he was fighting. Alex and Jason put their swords away and decided to use their guns, and mini guns. They both tore through three hundred nerds each. They ran out of ammo and they throw their guns at some nerds killing them instantly. Mr. Stinklestine was cutting through cool kids with his dual light saber skills. Jason and Alex decided that the guns were insufficient to the wrath of the light saber. So they pulled out their light sabers with new designs on them, black handles with yellow beams. As Capt. K.K.K and his troops flew into battle with their stealth bombers the nerds flew in with their storm hawks. As the war raged and the explosive power of the guns was enough to make some one passing by, piss themselves. Rick James shot a nerd as he said “I’m Rick James, Bitch”, and then a nerd stabbed him in the back with a pocket-protector. As Jason and Alex saw him being stabbed, they ran to his aid. As Alex cut of the nerds head with his atomic light saber, Jason kneeled down in a puddle of blood next to the dying Rick James. His last dying words were “I’m rich bitch”. Jason and Alex yelled in anger. All of a sudden they began to change. They got bigger, faster, and stronger; they had a gold ora around them, and had blonde standing hair. They went super saiyan. They ran back into battle. As they fought it was like Jackie Chan and Jet Lee verses a bunch of old ladies. As Capt. K.K.K fought his fleet was destroyed, but he had one final trick up his sleeve. He decided to part with his stealth bomber MK1, but before he left the plane he programmed it to crash into the nerds control beacon. He jumped out of the plane and pulled the cord for his parachute. As the ship crashed into the beacon H.P Stinklestine turned around to see Capt. K.K.K floating down by a building. H.P aimed his gun at Capt. K.K.K and fired. The bullet hit the two cords in his right hand, which was attached to the parachute. As the bullet severed the cord he swung and crashed through the building window. H.P thought he had shot Capt. K.K.K and killed him. Else were, Jason and Alex were plowing through nerds like bulldozers through hippies. All of a sudden they spotted their girlfriends, Amanda and Kayla fight some nerds and losing. Jason had been going out with Kayla for two years and Alex had been going out with Amanda for two and a half years. Jason yelled to Alex, “Come on Alex! We have to help the girls.” As Amanda and Kayla thought it was the end of them, the nerds fell. With blood everywhere the girls opened their eyes to see their super-sayen boyfriends standing in front of them. Alex and Jason put their light sabers away, picked up the girls in their arms and ran back to their base camp. They put the girls down and at the same time they told them “to stay there”. Then they kissed their girlfriends good-bye and ran back to fight more nerds in the epic battle. The nerds then resorted to their super tanks. Jason and Alex jumped on the tanks and started to take them apart; they started at the bottom and took off the wheels so that the tanks couldn’t move at all. After they took apart the two tanks a stealth bomber piloted by Chuck Norris picked them up. They jumped on and flew straight up into the air. A nerd fired a power capture gun at the ship, and it landed in the ship. The power capture round opened and they started to lose power. Alex and Jason both grabbed a parachute and jumped from the ship. The ship was going down and Chuck Norris was still inside of it. A few feet from the ground he jumped out. He then used his famous round house kick, killing ten nerds instantly. But he died when he hit the ground. A nerd picked up a pistol and shot holes through Jason’s and Alex’s parachutes, the turbulence made their light sabers fall into a bush. They landed next to the elite nerd force, equipped with ultra mathematic book guns. But they were no match for the awesome super-saiyan powers of Jason and Alex. They demolished the nerds with awesome kung-fu moves taught to them by Jackie Chan. The battle went on until night hit, when Jason and Alex started to feel weird; they fell to their knees in a pile of nerds. All of a sudden they began to scream, but it wasn’t a scream of pain, it was a scream of power. They both turned into giant apes that could shot lasers from their mouths. They were still wearing cloths and they could, in fact, control what they had become. They started to hackie with some of the nerds. While they were doing that they were shooting more nerds with their lasers just for fun. All of a sudden they felt a sharp pain in their tails. Their tails fell to the ground and when their tails hit the ground they landed on and killed a bunch of nerds. Jason and Alex started to shrink back down to normal size. As they looked up they saw H.P Stinklestine standing in front of them in super-saiyan mode. Jason and Alex were back to normal size after losing their powers when they were in ape mode. All of a sudden H.P Stinklestine turned into a giant ape; he started to beat up the weak Jason and Alex by punching, kicking, throwing them into walls, stepping on them, and shooting at them with his laser. After awhile Jason and Alex were almost dead, but he made the mistake of thinking that they were dead, and then he went to kill some cool kids until sunrise were he would turn back to normal. They woke up to find the Rapstar Eminem standing in front of them with two Gats shooting the shit out of nerds. They get up only to get thrown an a wall by an atomic gun Jason cracked the wall Alex took most of the blast he wen't right through the wall hitting his head on the stair's Jason hit's the ground stand's up and is very pissed off He start's powering up and flow at hyper speed to the atomic gun stopped in the middle of the area He started charging a red orb circled around Him justed then He exploded with a giant blasted of power destroying the area. Alex wakes up to finda big hole in the area "holy shit Jason what the hell happened" "what I destroyed the atomic gun" "look out" just then Alex dodge's a bullet from a gun from right behind him turns and breaks the nerds neck throwing the nerd to the ground He jump to the ground but before He landed H.P Stinklestine grabed Him around the and started choking and holding Him two feet off the grown. Jason fly's towards Alex but a nerd uses a paralyzing beam and Jason falls to the ground and can not move. H.P Stinklestine drops the choking Alex to the ground and Jackie Chan jumps down and kicks H.P Stinklestine and He goes flying Jackie Chan walks over to H.P Stinklestine then He pulles a Gat and shooting Jackie Chan in the head. Alex flys towards Jason to save him and breaks the beam Jason stands and walks over to the nerd that shot the beam at him and snapped his neck. they flow into the sky they started charging a red orb circled around them they exploded with a giant blasted of power destroying the hole area. the only survivers were Jason,Alex,H.P Stinklestine, Amanda,Kayla and Eminem.the super saiyans and Eminem ran after Him they attacked with light sabers Eminem left the battle Jason and Alex fought against He but his double light saber style was to powerful for them He kicked Jason to the ground and punched Alex he ran up the stairs to the roof. They ran after him they got to the top but they didnt see him Jason want to the edge looked over and he jumped up and almost killed Jason but he blocked it Alex ran over they attacked he stabs Alex in the chest and tosted he over the edge Jason fought bravely but he cut Jason's arm off alittle higher then the elbow Jason falls down and H.P Stinklestine turns around to the edge and yells " the master of all that is" just then Jason jumped up and cut his head off H.P Stinklestine's body falls over the edge. "I cant believe Alex is dead" "Hey asshole help me up" he helped him up. 6 Months later Jason has a new arm that is as strong as 10 men Alex survived his wounds but they had heard that H.P Stinklestine was alive. THE END OF PART 1