User:JasperThornfalcon

Jasper Thornfalcon was born to a small fishing village in Cornwall; as yet nobody in that Fishing Village has owned up to being his Parents, but he lives in hope.

Jasper is creator of the world famous Jasper Thornfalcon foundation of great things and definately not a scam to make money to line my own pockets. Or JTFOFTADNASTMMTLMOP for short.

Jasper enjoys eating cheese.

Jasper's favourate colour is Musky pink with a hint of blind cherry.

Jasper enjoys talking to his moustache, but his moustache doesn't enjoy talking to him as they had a falling out in the summer of 76 due to a Cricket related incident. At the moment the Moustache has annexed half of Jasper's face until such time as he appologises for calling his favourate wicket keeper a 'sillyhead'. Jasper is hoping to kiss and make up, but until such a time, he is making a living as a Sylvester Stallone impersonator.

Jasper once shared a Taxi with Arthur Mullard, and half a mars bar too.

Jasper enjoys the colour green, and often sends it fan letters with naked pictures of his socks in the hope that both will get together and produce the matching pair of Green socks that he has always desired.

Jasper fights for freedom in his spare time under the name Captain Crumble; but unfortunately his super-power is crumbling in the face of danger, so not many people see him in difficult situations.

Jasper is alergic to Thursdays; Thursdayitus is an unfortunate ailement that manafests itself in the victim being compulsed to wear a black one piece number that looks fetching with a diamond neckless and strapless shoes. This is in no way an excuse.

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