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Andy Mack
(b. 1970 in Victoria, Australia)

Cairns' sexiest performer, teacher and musician, Andy Mack was born in Victoria in 1970. Currently residing in Trinity Beach in Far North Queensland, Andy is a regular on the Cairns music scene. Andy Mack writes big songs about big issues and he should know - he's seriously got issues! He delivers his original Jazz/Rock compositions with a soaring Operatic/Rock voice. By day he is a mild mannered guitar teacher. By night he sings like a man possessed. His favourite quote is: "I've suffered for my music, and now it's your turn."

Andy's latest project is the development of beer with a hint of berocca called BEER-OCKER - Deal with the morning after the night before. Aimed specifically at the infamous Australian bogan drinking community Andy says initial user trials have been promising. A recent poolside consumer acceptance test in Clifton Beach saw a 50/50 split in opinion with one user saying it was ok while unfortunately the other user had an adverse and unanticipated side effect. DNA testing has so far indicated no permanent damage has occurred other than the occasional inappropriate tick-like utterance of words such as "grouse" and

In 1992 Andy represented the