User:Jawr256/New Europe/Jimonia

Greater Jimonia is a nation of New Europe. It is governed by Emperor James Farfort

The Original Laws of Jimonia and its Empire
(Written 23rd May 2006)
 * 1) Everyone is created equal.
 * 2) Everyone must have the flag of Jimonia in his or her garden (if not £100 fine).
 * 3) Everyone (who can talk) must sing, everyday the Jimonian national anthem (if not £200 fine).
 * 4) Everyone must have a Nintendo console in their house and must treat it with respect.
 * 5) All taxes must be paid or further taxes will be enforced and if these arenot paid,the offender will eventually suffer death.
 * 6) Flamethrowers in toilets and bathrooms to make sure that people wash their hands (if not they will be incinerated).
 * 7) If you own a Sony console or buy a Sony console,you will be put in the Sony Ghetto.

New Laws
To follow