User:Jay.honey/sandbox

Who is cute-er, Jay or Angie?
Angeline Moriah Martens, or better know as "Custest-girl-in-the-world", since her birth in 1994 has stunned the world with her unparalleled cuteness. In 2002 The Oxford Dictionary revised their definition of the word 'cute' to read "Refer to figure" with said figure being a head-shot photograph of Angie herself, this is the only known case in history of a dictionary using visual aids to define a word.

In 1994 camera technology entered the so called "Era of Angie" where by an unprecedented rise in camera resolution can only be attributed to a craze started by Cannon CEO Mr Fujio Mitarai, when he exclaimed "No current camera on the market is able to encapsulate the cuteness of this girl [Angie], and it is my god given life purpose to change that".

Talk show host David Letterman in a 1999 interview responded to the question "Whose show do you think is better, yours or Conan's?" with the now famous simile "That's like saying who is cute-er, Jay or Angie?". The 'Jay' he referred to was then famous Engineering student who was only know for his extraordinary average-ness.