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Josie 101
Josie 101 is the academic enterprise of gathering knowledge and educating Students of Josie the behavioural habits of the communist comradeJosie (German: DerBär). The most similar academic enterprise to Josie 101 is studying the mother bear. The purpose of Josie 101 is to teach people how to properly interact with Josie so as to maximize her love for you. Without Josie 101, millions of people. especially non-communists, risk being mauled. The history of Josie 101 spans well over a thousand years, long before communism's reign, with the first recorded evidence of it being taught located in Native American tribal villages, specifically the Bear-River Indian people. These Native Americans wanted to fight off the evil bear-like spirits that lay dormant within Josie during the day but would come out at night to feast on the flesh of Conservatives and Capitalists.

Due to historic and cataclysmic attacks made by Josie, international efforts to mandate Josie 101 as an official part of middle and high school curriculum has been met with very little resistance. There are, however, some who argue that Josie and her radical communist tendencies could never be understood. They argue it's pointless to try to understand her. Despite that, most individuals worldwide consider Josie 101 as one of the academic pillars of knowledge along with maths and the sciences, often citing that Josie 101 helped them not get mauled. In fact, 80% of the world's population, all of whom non-communist, value Josie 101 since they find that it is the only educational method able to reliably handle Josie wihout accepting communism since those who accept communism will not be mauled by Josie.

The height of Josie's mauling was during the Cold War due to a resurgence of communist-thought. The mauling, of coursed, declined by 20% after the fall of the USSR. However, since 2014, there have been dramatically less and less reported mauling. According to the National Josie Watch (an organization devoted to keeping an eye on her), the mauling has decreased to all-time historic low of one a year. This may be due to the fact that Josie has acquired a boyfriend and all of the mauling has been localized to him. There are skeptics, though, who view Josie's boyfriend story as an urban myth. If it is true, though, it is likely that Joise's mauling has been localized to him. It is also likely that she went for chocolate, the polar opposite of who she visually looks like, since only a Black man is strong enough to handle her. If all of this speculation is true, she'll have hybrid cubs.

Description
Josie is considered by most experts to be female. However, she does posses un-feminine traits such as claws. She has sea-coloured eyes, extremely not-really-blonde-but-perhaps-maybe-dirty blonde hair, and sharp teeth used for biting into the hearts of Conservatives and Capitalists.