User:Jaycee miller/Jaycee Miller

Summary
Jaycee Miller was born October 13, 1997 to parents Kelly Fisher and Jon Miller in the suburbs of Salt Lake City, Utah. When she was young, her parents divorced, so she spent much of her time going back and forth from each parents' house. Her travels took her across the country from a young age. This included Disneyland, Oregon, Washington, and Florida. At the age of 5, her mother remarried to Joe Schueler and they moved cross-country to the Buffalo, New York area. She has gone to school there since, and is now a sophomore in high school. Her hobbies include playing women's lacrosse, participating in school musicals, and hitting on all of "da boyz".

Early Life
As a small child, she was very oblivious to all situations around her. Once, she was in a parking lot and was hit by a van storming through the lot. She unfortunately survived, and couldn't shut the fuck up about tissues for the next few hours because of a concussion she had received from the massive blow to her noggin. She was quite an odd child, and the stories only continue to get weirder. She had noticed that her mother used a razor on her legs, so she, being the giant dickwad that she was, proceeded to help her mom by shaving her back. The thing is, mother in fact did NOT suffer from Hypertrichosis (abnormal hair growth), so the razor cut straight down her spine as Jaycee exclaimed, "Shave you!" As you can see, she has always been an idiot of a child. The idiocy didn't stop though. Remember "da boyz" she would hit on? Well, she once really DID hit on a boy. She literally beat up a boy and oulled out his hair as a sign of flirtation. I know what you're thinking. "JAYCEE MILLER WHAT THE HELL???" Well it's okay, because this boy ended up becoming an even bigger dickwad than she, so in a way, he got what he deserved.

Pirates of the Caribbean Phase
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aycee loved the movies so she decided to make it a phase in her life. Her usernames on cites such as Webkinz was potcf1, or Pirates of the Caribbean Frog 1. Her room was even themed after the movies. I'm sure at somepoint, she wanted to sail away on The Black Pearl with her loving pirate, Johnny Depp dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. Maybe even William Turner. This concludes the POTC phase of Miss Jaycee Miller's life.

One Direction Phase
The most embarrassing of the phases because it took place only two years ago at the age of fourteen. This phase caused her to lose friends because of how annoying as hell she was. She wouldn't shut up about Harry's curly locks, or NIall's Irish accent. She was convinced she would wed one of the members of the most famous boyband. Life at this point, was torture for anyone but herself.

Scene Phase
Does there really need to be an explanation? SCENE PHASE.