User:Jazbah

I am Jazbah and I have been for almost 10 years.

When the PlayStation Network launched in 2006, users were prompted to create an account, using an email, username, and password. Young Jazbah, aged 11 at the time, spun the analogue stick on his Dual Shock 3 around and mashed on the X button until the text field was full. The result was a non-word beginning with "jazbw" before trailing off. Jazbah, in his grand wisdom, attempted to make a name out of the gibberish, and Jazbah was born.

It wasn't until 3 years later, when Jazbah Googled his username, that he found out "Jazbah" is actually a thing in the Middle East.