User:Jbayle

Joshua "super human ninja hobo" Bayle was born 16 billion years ago in a land not know of this world. His parents were half man half bearpig. With their combined powers the Manbearpig race was unleashed upon earth. For 25,000 years they ran rampent raising havok and turmoil to the people of the world. Joshua, or hobo rather, learned quickly of earth's infestation of manbearpigs. Enraged by the carelessness of the manbearpigs, hobo whipped out is amazing super dooper large pant leg and slaughtered the pestilence of the world aka the pirates and fake ninjas wearing rags for real masks. Seriously anyone that can be killed by a tomato is not a freakin ninja!