User:Jbdawlonan

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Hello, my nickname are Jobby, I am 22 years old I have a PHD in Molecular Physics. I studied at the University of Timbuktu. I am a Rastafarian, I live in Hope Bay, Jamaica. I make 2,000,000 US Dollars a Decade. I helped babysit Rupert Murdoch's son for money to pay for the abnormal fees at the University of Timbuktu. I barbecued my brother to feed the lions at the Jamaican Zoo. I live lions more than my brother. My dad was killed at the patent office where Albert Einstein worked at, I speculate that Einstein stole his theory of special relativity from my dad. My mother provided milk for me for seven days and then she died, so I drank Koala milk for 2 days. The Koala got wrinkled up because it could not give me milk. After my insane childhood I stayed at the Family Guy production office and I provided them with my umbilical cord for them to use as a stage prop.

I speak English. In my off-time, I listen to a lot of music, I play FIFA 2012 and I have discovered that Wikipedia is a very good source for information in that department. Hopefully I can help make it even better by writing Rastafarian theology on every page.