User:Jbiswurm

Jordan R. Biswurm was born january 28th, 1985 in hohokus, new jersey. growing up, jordan enjoyed all of the pleasures that a handsome, personable young man would. in 7th and 8th grade years, jordan began his role of ultimate ladies man and social icon. All through highschool, jordan was treated as a god, recieving all kinds of tribute. unfortunately, once college started, jordan decided to major in biomedical engineering and thus, became i total loser. due to his rapid decline from his golden years, jordan became quite bitter, lashing out at anyone he could. currently, jordan has no friends and will remain perpetually single, leading a lackluster life. hopefully, one day things will turn around for jordan and he will once again enter a "pax-bizzica" phase in his young life.