User:Jcassidia

Jcassidia a.k.a Radag boob goober. Born on a stormy night May 21, 1100. His parents were Jesus Christ himself and Julia Roberts. He was born fully mature holding a baseball bat made of Boron. He immediately hit a home run with it as he was born in the middle of the 7th game of the 14th world series, between the Twins and the Yankees. The Twins were winning 298472389472439 to -987293 since his father Jesus was naturally a huge Twins fan, the home run that Jcassidia hit went to the teams score, giving them the game winning hit. The baseball that he hit also went straight through Derek Jeter's car and hit the fuel tank, blowing it and every single car in the parking lot up. The stadium was surrounded by flames for years. He went on to conquer the alien world of Chebyl 3. He became their ruler through masculine charm and extreme wit. He was what everyone wanted to be besides being him. no one can win a war only the war can win. He eventually sprouted a vagina and became a butterfly....that can use Wikipedia.