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Jake Colvin: The Man, The Myth

Jake Colvin was born on December 5th the year of our lord 1986. In only 19 short years Jake has achieved more than most men do in a lifetime. He is, perhaps, most famous for his exceptional driving skills. He is even quoted as saying, "Some have confused me with the worlds best driver"(Colvin, May 26th 2006). Though an exceptional driver, Jake is maybe even better known for his catch phrases. Among them: "That aint right", "Some have mistaken me for...", and "Don't worry about it." His intellect rivals that of Einstein and with the soul of Miles Davis, the wisdom of Confucious and passion like an overzealous Italian, Jakes' future is a very promising one.