User:Jdcasasbuenas

Unfortunately this page is not about the great Juan Casasbuenas but about the sad sad little boy Oliver Delve who sought fame on the pages of wikipedia. He had to write his page 3 times before being accepted, and it only lasted 45 minutes, mainly because a lack of achievements in his life. We would like to inform the public that Oliver Delve did NOT reject Oxford and Cambridge; on the contrary he was part of Imperial's "bridging the gap with the community" project, along with other candidates such as John Chattaway. Oliver and John go way back, and have a love hate relationship. In an attempt to figure out what to do with his life, Oliver constantly copied Juan, for example applying to the Natural History Museum and being rejected immediately based on academic grounds (and not because Juan is south american). This frustration is likely to carry on for many years to come. Juan however is willing to extend his charitable hand.