User:Jdethose/sandbox

Overview
The legend known as Zachary "Zeter" Peters was gifted to us from the heavens on June 16, 2002. This act of benevolence paved the way for many inspiring quotes, such as, "We should burn hydrogen and see what happens." (Zachary Peters, 2016). Zeter was born at Northside Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. He was a happy boy growing up, and had lots of friends. He has many accomplishments (as listed below). He is currently 14 years old.

Early Childhood
From an early age, Zeter was an important presence in the classroom, demonstrating his superior judgement in preschool by jumping the fence and attempting to run across the street. Such wisdom. At the time, the preschool simply lacked the knowledge and enlightenment to understand this profound illustration of prudence, and, in an act of cowardice, banished Zeter from those hallowed halls. However, this did not deter him from completing his mission - to share his wisdom with the world.

Accomplishments
Some major accomplishments that Zeter has piled up over the years:

- Managing to get expelled from preschool: As mentioned above in the "Early Childhood' section, Zeter was expelled from his preschool for jumping the fence and running across the street.

- Electrocuting someone: In an event that has come to simply be known as The Electric Cowboy Incident, Zeter somehow managed to electrocute someone without getting expelled. He picked up an electric cord from a nearby fan and started swinging it around, and it kinda electrocuted someone. He also allegedly shouted "YEEHAW!" while doing so.

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