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Dr. Michael Beasley, MD

Education Background:

Undergraduate

University of Nebraska, Omaha , NE

Medical School

University of Iowa - Carver College of Medicine, Iowa City , IA

Mike Beasley's "Facts of Life"

Not to be mistaken for Blair, Natalie or Mrs. Garrett's primetime 80's hit TV sitcom, this is what Mike also refers to as "absolute truth" about himself.

1) Mike has 2 tattoos; one on his back, almost as large as Ben Affleck's back tattoo, of a western lowland gorilla that says below it "Harambe. Never Forget." The other tattoo says "Mike Riley 4 Life" in old english font, on his right calf.

2)Mike hates the taste of steak and loathes it's texture.

3)Mike's 2018 NCAA men's basketball champion pick is Virginia.

Personal Philosophy

"Words to live by"

Mike actively practices the Tom Brady TB12 lifestyle diet.

Mike hates all beer because the gluten makes him feel "bloated."

Mike thinks Fenway Park is "meh."

Mike has an unnatural love for Council Bluffs, IA. Don't even get him started with The Mall of the Bluffs. He LOVES The Mall of the Bluffs.

Dr. Michael Beasley, MD Quotes

Someday, you may hear these mentioned by famous key note speakers

-"Boston's St. Patrick's day parade is stupid."

-"I was born a Husker, but graduated a Hawkeye. So that makes me an Iowa fan until I die.  Go Hawkeyes!"

-"PLHS's superior high school sports teams were basically because of the talent, tenacity and character it was fed from LVJH."

-"Beer sucks. Give me a good Cabernet to sample and I'll call that a great weekend."