User:Jeffl125/Snarcle grog

A Scarcle Grog is a mythological creature known for its many horns and disco prowess.

Controversy
The belief that Snarcle Grogs exist has gained a significant following in the cryptozoology community though there have been no recorded sightings.

Size and Shape
When Snarcle Grogs are born they have a single horn and stand only 2 feet high. When they reach adulthood they can grow to an impressive 36 feet, which admittedly doesn't help claims that they really exist but we just haven't seen them. Snarcle Grogs have four limbs and are believed to walk on their three legs, using the remaining limb to wave to friends and point to tourist attractions. Their entire bodies are covered by horns, most of them out of tune but all of them deadly.

Horns
Snarcle Grogs have exactly 17 horns, unless you cut one off. Then it's 16.

Color
Snarcle Grogs come in a variety of colors from light blue to dark blue. Some cryptozoologists claim to have spotted yellow Grogs, but those guys are full of it.

Sounds
Snarcle Grogs live mostly silent lives, stalking their prey and eluding photographers without emitting a sound. However, when cornered, Snarcle Grogs will attempt to slay potential predators with bad freestyle rap. Nothing is known of the lyrics of this mysterious rap music, but Snarcle Grog trackers have often reported hearing the ominous sound of beat boxing before finding a Grog's unlucky victim, bleeding from the ears. Also, they sometimes burp. But hey, we all do from time to time.

Diet
Snarcle Grogs eat apples, roots, and graduate students.