User:Jefuab

Sorry about the absence of information on this page. Some sort of hooligan must have deleted my user page and for that I apologise on the fool's behalf. In addition to this page, check this out:


 * http://sites.google.com/site/10thingsforcleaning/Home

That is my website and hope you will visit. The thing is I can't remember what I used to have on this page so I guess I'll have to build my empire up again- From Scratch! Isn't it annoying when you put a lot of effort into something and some guy comes along (or girl) and takes it away with the click of a button... This is the main reason why I am on Wikipedia. I want to do my best to look after certain pages and ensure that they are not tampered with in such a disrespectful way. I say this and I can't even look after my own page!

Jefuab: The Person
I enjoy writing short stories, painting and drawing, playing the guitar and the bass guitar, listening to prog rock especially John Wetton/ASIA and watching horror films. My favourite films include Re-Animator, Critters, From Beyond, Gremlins e.t.c. My favourite actor is the brilliant Jeffrey Combs and I share my birthday with the influential Renes Descartes. I enjoy housework and other wholesome activities along with watching Eastenders, The X-Files, The Simpsons, Futurama and Red Dwarf. My two favourite writers are H.P. Lovecraft and Douglas Adams because of there inventiveness and sheer brilliance!

Jefuab: The Pages
I have created two pages so far- well, those are the two that were not taken off. They are:
 * Dormant Sensory Organ
 * The Unnamable (film)

The farmer grows his own crops; but he needs help from the elements. YOU are the elements so help this struggling farmer by growing his articles! PLEASE!