User:Jeg08

Patrick Michael Wennin was born in Miami, Florida on April 16, 1994. His birth was celebrated throughout the community. By day two Patrick coud already read and write and perform complex algebraic equations. On day three he grew a full beard. He celebrated his one year birthday by created the cure for cancer. On his second birthday he beat up Chuck Norris. Unfortunately he was heart broken on his thrird birthday when the doctors informed him he was done growing. Patrick then went into a deep depression and disappeared for ten years.

Clinging to the teaches of Barrack Obama, Patrick reimerged with the ideas of hope and change. Unfortunately upon his return he reimerged with female tendencies, such as watching Gilmore Girls, painting his nails and dating William Turtle. Caught in the romantic triangle with Will and Candace, Patrick left Florida to seek relief in Massachusetts and ammendment 6. After breaking off his engagment with William he moved to Gainsville where he was excited to find out that he had made the girls cheerleading team for UF, where he was the top flyer in the pyramid. One night after downloading J-Lo's new hit song, he decided to google himself. On google he found out that Tim Teabow was ready to take the next step in their relationship and dedicated the Heisman trophy to him. After stricking the Heisman pose behind closed doors, Patrick began to miss his first love, William Turtle, who's been commited to Candace. He returned to Miami with the hope of reconciling his relationship with Turtle. In an ugly domestic despute, Candace did a roundoff backhandspring backtuck double wammy, and kicked Patrick in the head. A vicious catfight ensued that envolved kicking, scratching, bitting, and pulling of hair left Patrick in a vulnerable state. Due to the lack of testosterone, Patrick was unable to fully recover and lived off the remaining years of his life with his brother Stefan, who had dropped him many times as a baby. The brothers continued to moarn Germany's defeats in soccer and the lack of gay rights in the United States.