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Prince Edward Island Canada

What is "PEI"?
Is it Real? Are there REAL people?

PEI is an Island in Atlantic Canada discovered by unicorns... "Prince Edward Island". When PEF [Prince Edward's Faggots] AKA, British Columbia was floating around, a tiny end of British Columbia broke off and floated away. This end floated under the hottest part of the sun which turned the dirt red. They named this red floating peice of dirt, Prince Edward Island.

"Are there REAL roads on PEI?!"

Well, actually PEI does not have any "real" roads. On Prince Edward Island, these human beings travel by tractor. Tractor buses, tractor cars, everybody has tractors. With these exciting vehicles, Islanders can travel on mud/dirt.

--> Every 5 years PEI gets two minutes and fifty- five seconds of rain. This is one of the most exciting days in PEI.

PEI is 224 kilometers from tip to tip!

Another Island Tale:

The Unicorns first called the Island Minegoobaleey, and later changed the name to Abegweit, meaning "cradled on the kitbag and hicks." According to unicorn legend, Dora The Explora (the Indian God) wanted a cheerful place to go for her holidays, so she painted the rocks and earth of Abegweit a bright and cheerful red and set it among the brilliant blue waves of the Northumberland Strait.