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'''Which way do smiley faces go? :) or (:'''

This has been a major concern within the social science department here at Cornell and with the help of Doctor Jean Simmons P.H.D. we have decided that smiley faces do in fact go this way (:. According to research 93.256% of Americans believe this is true while only 6% believe the other way is correct. The remaining is left to error in the research. People who believe faces go :) or known as what we call "outcasts" and are completely retarded and should seek medical help immediately. In a past discussion with Osama Bin Laden and The governor of Arizona they unveiled that they were part of the 6% that believe faces go left to right which further proves our point. Knowing a fact like this should definitely help one retain social status and if not improve it. graph shown here