User:Jeremy Wakefield/sandbox

Big Oof

Big Oof was born on 20th June 1905, he was raised on a mansion, then he got sent to a slaughterhouse to get killed, after his parents got sued, Big Oof tried to get some money so he tried different jobs, at first he had a job where he had to milk cows, after getting arrested for jaywalking, Big Oof found fame from uploading Spongebob episodes without music, he even reached to 9k subscribers, until one horrible day, he got kicked in the nuts by a ladybug, and died brutally in 20th December 1906, After that incident Big Oof tried to socialize with random strangers so he created a Discord account and met random spongebob fans, days later he got abducted by aliens and got an anal probe.

200 years passed and Big Oof decided to shoot up a school, he got famous instantly and received the key to the city.