User:Jeremyhumdinger

Jeremyhumdinger was born in a log cabin under the ocean in Colorado. He also grew up in that same log cabin until he was 6. He was thrown out of his cabin by his mother for eating the cat. Thus he traveled to the legendary woods behind Walmart. There he was raised by Walmart wolves. He got a lot of Happy stickers from those wolves, though he rarely wore a smile. In fact Jeremyhumdinger was what we call "emo". At 7 years old, he cried the Walmart River because one of the Walmart Wolves put him in time out for eating their cat. Jeremyhumdinger (we'll call him JH) had a particular liking for cats. JH, at the age of 9 had gotten past his emo phase and began to play the drums. He learned rather quickly and now at the age of 16 is rather beastly.