User:JerimiahBriggs

Birth

Jeremiah was born in 3014 in the home town of Alabama, Alabama on the moon. His birth mother was on Saturn visiting her fellow penguin family. His father was on Earth. That's when Jeremiah went to the Earth.

What He Did For Fun

When Jeremiah was bored, he fried broccoli cookie ice-cream. He sold them online on eMoose. A seller came into his personal store and that's when they fell in love. She bought 47 broccoli cookie ice-cream cones. That's when he knew she was the one.

Love Life

He married the girl named Jessica. She was a model and was famous for her looks. They had 1093248 kids and raised them to be elders. They were happily married until he died. Their main children took the family business and raised more than $895,734,205,981,735,981,273,589,175,148,562,013,756,120,957,343.57. And now he lives in a solid gold cardboard box.

Death

He was eating his famous broccoli cookie ice-cream while driving a bus full of monkeys and hit a pelican. AND THEN A NUCLEAR WAR CAME AND THEN BLEW UP THE BUS. He died.