User:Jes4455

The Ketzler is a unique move used only in the MYHSAL. it is the premier league for hockey and poon loving boys that are to small to play real hockey. the Ketzler can only be performed by the greatest MYHSAL hockey player of all time. Jon ketz is a world renown ROAD scholar with a tenedancy to play better on the road than at home. Raised in Brooklyn by his loving parents Nomes and Anj Ketzel-Ellenbogen, he has learned everything he knows from his atheletically gifted older brother Bobo (7 time finisher of Zelda: the game/ Lord of the Rings fanatic). His prime has recently passed with his double trouble display of HU ing with 2 best freinds, thereby ending the freindship but starting a legend. He has also found glory off the court, in the bedroom of a good friends' parents with multiple ladies. His style, although unorthodox, is effective and punishing. Ketzy can fly like a dove, hit like a linebacker, and most impressively bone like gonzo the great.