User:Jesse's Girl/Interwiki accounts

''Note: This page is humor. This page is not intended to be taken seriously, though it does contain much information about my accounts.''

Welcome
As a Wikipedia user, I've found all of the Wikimedia projects helpful at one point or another, so I've registered an account on every single one. However, I rarely use the other Wikimedia projects, so I'm making my usernames available to you! That's right, you can get in on the Rick Springsteen Springfield legacy with the name &ldquo;Jesse's Girl&rdquo;!

All edit counts are according to Kate's edit count tool as of 12:40, 20 May 2005 (UTC).

Wikipedia
2005 Wikipedia User Account, custom user page included, only 67 edits. Slight scratches on reputation from VfD participation. Includes two year warranty.

Asking price: $295

Contact Dealer to Purchase

September 11 Wiki
2005 September 11 Memorial Wiki user account, user and talk pages refer users to English Wikipedia. A very low count of 2 edits.

Out of respect for those who lost their lives on September 11, 2001, this user account is not for sale.

Wikimedia Commons
2005 Wikimedia Commons user account, user and talk pages to refer users to English &ldquo;Wikicenter&rdquo;. Very low count of 5 edits. Signature includes link to Wikicenter.

Asking price: $289

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Other Accounts
2005 Wikimedia User Accounts, brand new, 0 edits, no user pages. Reputations entirely clean and nonexistent. Includes three-year warranty.

Asking prices vary by site:

Wikispecies: $149 Wikibooks, Wikisource: $179 Wikiquote, Wiktionary: $199 Meta, Wikinews: $249

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Trade-ins
We're now accepting trade-ins! Give us the keys&mdash;er, password&mdash;to your old account and put it toward yours! Value of a trade-in is determined based on reputation, for example, a well-meaning developer will be worth more than a well-meaning admin, a well-meaning admin will be worth more than a well-meaning contributor, and a contributor will be worth more than a vandal.

Test Drive Today!
You can test drive what username you want! Simply contact the dealer, indicate which account you want, and you will be given a special &ldquo;test-drive&rdquo; key (password). After 7 days, the test key will be revoked and you can decide whether or not to purchase the key!

Financing subject to qualification. Wikipedia, Wikibooks, Wikiquote, Wikinews, Wikisource, Meta-Wiki, and Wikimedia Commons are trademarks of DaimlerWikimedia Automotive Inc. Authorized dealer.