User:Jesse.jarno4

Kurt Bertrand the II named after his forefathers Kurt Bertrand known for his ability to have done everything that Kurt Bertrand the II couldn't do.

With a high percentage of neanderthal present in his dna, which causes him to act from instinct that has landed him the infamous nickname of BOONDI, he roams the plains of Australia scavenging shiny objects and anything he can eat it is urban legend that if you say BOONDI three times while taking out the trash he will already be inside your house locking your windows and doors eating your food and taking your jewelery or anything that shines, if you hear his whispers of sweet nothings then you can never escape his grasp any mirror or window you look out of he will be staring back through your soul until you die when he will be the last thing you see before he takes your soul.

He will live on forever conceiveing his first child at 14 he now has over 200 children all wandering the earth named Kurt Bertrand if you hear the name you will forever be haunted with the smell of 1000 dead pigs so potent you could never regain the sense of smell, be warned he is out there living in Australia as you are reading this defend yourselves and never speak the name BOONDI.