User:Jesseluvswoody

Hydra the dragon man
Hydra is a very odd creature he lives in Washington on the beach he loves to get sun burnt. His birthday is August 4th he will be 33 this year. He spends his weeks like this he travels on friday through sunday. monday he goes skiing, tuesdays he just sun bathes no eating,Wensday is his Sun bathing on nude beaches eating fish cheeks, thuresday he has a barbecue. And every other week he swims along the bottom of the ocean.Playing electirc guitar makes him hungry. he had a rough childhood all the kids would make fun of him because he looked like a neut and then when he hits puberty he starts looking more like a dragon he even though he grows two other heads and turns in to a three headed dragon boy.Going through highschool with three dragon heads was very stressful for him cause he never could get a girl to go out with him even the ugly ones. But after he graduated from high school he found a girl at his college it was Harvard at that and he fell in love with her and he asked her to marry him she turned him down and he hasnt been happy sine he dropped out of college and has been living behind the dumpsters  in the Walmart parking lot.