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Bold textJessica Caldwell

Jessica Caldwell (born 19 June, 1981), currently holds the title of Most Beautiful and Desirable Woman in the World. Thousands of men flock to her everyday, only to be turned away to life of lonliness and desolation without her presence.

Early life

Miss Caldwell was born in Tupelo, Mississippi, USA, to Butch and Brenda (nee Smith) Caldwell. She spent the first year and a half of her life in the Osborne Creek community near Booneville, Mississippi. She attended the prestigious Booneville Schools and graduated in the top 15% of her class.

Adulthood

Miss Caldwell spent her late teens and early twenties partying as much as possible and doing everything she could not to work a normal job. Not much is known about this time period quite simply because Miss Caldwell really doesn't remember much of it.

In August 2002, Miss Caldwell gave birth to her only child, a son, named Jackson Presley Caldwell. Jackson's father is a lowlife and has never, thankfully, played an active role in his son's life, much less his own.

After the birth of her son, Miss Caldwell became even more beautiful than ever imagined and has remainedin such a state to this day.