User:Jessl19

Fortnite Condition Syndrom aka Fortnit-us or Fort-i-nitus:

Condition causing young males ages 10-15 to act i. as if they are living life within a Fortnite game ii. walking or wandering around neighborhoods trying to obtain guns or juice for strength and iii. most common in the southern region of the U.S. trying to launch themselves with hang gliders from high points like rooftop, swingsets, or jungle jims.

Pediatric care has increased, on average, 27% month over month.

No known casualties to date.