User:Jesus991911/sandbox

= His YeeesnessSir Dr. Elliott Blau Phd. III is the most amazing person ever. He runs """Blau Enterprises""". If you ever pass him, you must bow in reverance to his superior being. He is the most ginus and yeeeeeees person ever. You must also send him money to his social security account of 1935738291023853. He is going to run the world in a couple of years. If you don't bow to him you will die a horible death and never be truly happy until you appologise and bow to him. You must also purchase a Blau idol to pray for an hour to every morning. He also has the coppyrighted quantum wifi. This is expected to be comercialy sold in 2020. Quantum wifi runs on the fact that if someone on your wifi is streaming 4k video on your wifi, then you can go into a different plane of existence to avoid the latency. He is also running for president in 2040. =