User:JesusChristAstronaut

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JesusChristAstronaut
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GENERAL INFORMATION

JesusChristAstronaut is an elite member of the Ferret.cx forums. As of today ( Sep. 18, 2006)he is the highest ranked in terms of posting and XP, and is the second ranked user in terms of user-ranking. He is generally regarded as the "smart fat annoying nerd" of the forums, beating out every other fat, annoying smart nerd ( Ferret, Bohm, bob(not fat), I'm looking at you!). He is currently in the ninth grade ( along with Bonj0mbo, v.p. fimps, and gannondorf.) He is also friends with malahci and bob. His favorite subject is English ( which he 00ns at, thanks to his college-reading level, which he has had since teh end of third grade*coughGENIUScough*). My e-mail is n00b_smiter@yahoo.com, for any of you who want to ask how I maintain such ingenuity and awesomeness while surrounded by such ludicrous fools as those who would e-mail me *coughGANNONDORFcough*.

ORIGINS

I am Jesus Christ Astronaut, the corporeal manifestation of Jesus Christs astronaut alter-ego. Many of you know me as James Brown, the grooviest cat since myself. You would be wrong.I spend my time reading, surfing teh internet, reading, and hanging wit my homedawgz (ROFLCOPTER). I came to this pathetic monkey-laden hellhole on March 23, 1992. My childhood was uneventful. I typically spent my time lighting innocents on fire with my amazing laser vision. Then I moved. Then I grew older. Then I joined teh forums. Then I got bored of making up fallacioys details of my life and cut to the chase.