User:Jesus christ himself yeehaw

Jesus Christ is a single mother of 17 ugly children who were all either, found on the streets or underneath bridges. Including two slaves, a ginger child and a black child.

Jesus's grandson/daughter ( it's undecided ) claims to have been pregnant since 1935 and is giving birth on july 41st 2025.

Jesus Christ is a professional toe tickler and banjo player, who in fact, knows the lyrics to the song 'country roads,' which has become quite the MeMe.

I told y'all i was going to make an article about myself.

Yeehaw weebs.