User:Jesuschrist10000000/sandbox

Jillian Abigail Abbott is an awesome 10-year-old. she is quite pretty I've heard. she also goes by bob the builder, bob the burglar, Susan, aunt bob, petunia, the king of the world and everything awesome, and finally "coolest kid in existence". she is so cool. I heard she makes you pay to hang out with her. no one is as awesome as Jillian herself. there are many fan clubs for Jillian. sometimes she flys in the middle of walking down the street. she is Jesus. Jesus christ= Jillian. yeah I know, impressive right? sometimes she screams. she screams a lot. shes loud. very loud. but to be Jesus, you have to be loud so people hear you. I love her so much. shes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool. Do you know what else is cool? Kool-Aid. I like Koolaid. Kool-Aid is cool. very cool.