User:JewelsHope/Swade

Swade

n.) A method of soccer invented by a junior varsity girls soccer player in 2012. It is described in short as running, jumping (mouth open), and kicking the ball straight up into the air. v.) To Swade: to kick the ball straight up in the air when you find that you have no open people to pass it to.

Name The name of the method “Swade,” was invented by two of the girl’s teammates. The name itself was the combination of the first letter in the girl’s first name, and the girl’s full last name. This is also one of the girl’s common nicknames.

Method To better explain the method of “Swading” properly, we will do a play by play of how the girl used her own method in the game.


 * Ball is in motion, taken by a fellow teammate
 * Ball is passed to you
 * You trap the ball, and look around for an open shot/person to pass to
 * Assuming you find none of these options available (the method is pointless to be used otherwise), you jump
 * You open your mouth wide
 * You kick the ball straight up in the air
 * You trap the ball, and look around for an open shot/person to pass to
 * Assuming you find none of these options available (the method is pointless to be used otherwise), you jump
 * You open your mouth wide
 * You kick the ball straight up in the air
 * You open your mouth wide
 * You kick the ball straight up in the air
 * You open your mouth wide
 * You kick the ball straight up in the air
 * You kick the ball straight up in the air
 * You kick the ball straight up in the air

Reasons for “the Swade”


 * To get in the air
 * To be a possible header for you or your teammate, or in worse case scenario, the opposition
 * To get it to another teammate
 * Just because you have nowhere to kick it
 * To get it to another teammate
 * Just because you have nowhere to kick it
 * To get it to another teammate
 * Just because you have nowhere to kick it
 * Just because you have nowhere to kick it
 * Just because you have nowhere to kick it

Expressions
 * “SWADE!”


 * He/She just pulled a Swade


 * Oh look, a Swade


 * Swade it!


 * Have nowhere to go, oh well, SWADE!